I mean, those Philips Living Colours lamps have been out there being sold to the general public for what, just about a year now? And no one google knows about has had the idea of computering it up? Seriously?

Obviously the internet has lost its cool.

So now I have one of those lamps (which, by the way, are really nice) and all I can do with it so far is use the remote to make it change colour.

I’m fairly sure that in endo-speak, I’m a dinosaur now. So just to get me out of that list and prevent Planet Botfu from turning into Planet Safari_Al (though yes, I am two months late with that), some random words.

Requisite. Lucrative. Tantamount. Unintrusively. Flagrant.

There you go.